So I looked Avan Jogia up online and he's 20.
The Bumblebees is kinda like Girl Scouts, but this guy made badges for his girls and this mom ripped them all off. This mom beats ALL the moms on Dance Moms and Toddlers and Tiaras combined. Some guy asked him to turn it off and he can't. He has to go sit in a coffee shop with his laptop and sit there while it makes farting noises. He also went to the bathroom and it was diarrhea. He refused to go "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Joe says he has a wicked boil on his butthole and wants to know if a catscan will fix that. Murr's job-he's giving a one-fingered scalp massage. He's washing his own hair while his client waits. Apparently Cindy's hair makes him wish he was a girl and he's a woman trapped in a man's body. He has to make up a song and sing it like a girl. Murr's turn! Apparently his Uncle Clem found the camera hidden in the shower. And now he has to show the lady next to him his "extra"toe. And Joe's GF just broke up with her cause he has too many toes. Apparently Q's quarantine let up yesterday and Sal had sex with his childhood BFF's brother. And he can paralell park with just his boner.
Apparently according to Q, safe driving is like safe sex. And pouring wine out the window for Diggy. He's climbing over Lilly getting to his seat. Murr is wondering if this girl plans on driving when she has her period, Joe is pretending to be a pregnant woman giving birth. One of the things they've had to do is convince people they know them. Stupid Boy by Keith Urban (my version is the one Cassadee Pope sang on the voice.Shake It Out by Florence and the Machine (from Ceremonials).Mercy (featuring Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz) by Kanye West (single).Marilyn Monroe by Nicki Minaj (from Pink Friday Roman Reloaded).Love Song by Sara Bareilles (from Little Voice).anything by Boyce Avenue - he does acoustic covers and he's amazing.Leave the Pieces by The Wreckers (single).Hotel California by Sam Diego (from We Will Rock You).Ching-A-Ling by Missy Elliot (from Step Up 2).Night Visions by Imagine Dragons (album).Ricochet (Malala's Song) by SamanthaAnne (single).Gots to go, watching ze Good Luck Charlie. My teacher overheard us, and he asked why I was a crackhead.
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Haha, so this boy named Avery told me today in Lit that I was high on crack, cause right after I informed him that you could get rid of a toothache by putting crack on your gums, I told him that on the way to school I saw a white truck with a pole sticking out over its windshield, so I yelled "UNICORN!" and my dad thought I was a freak. So the people in front of us, these two amazing cellists named Matthew and Vincent, scoot backwards and push our stand towards us, and the two cellists behind us, Zack and Inga, push their stand forwards into our chairs. Now I'm squished cause there's six cellos, and I'm in the middle with my stand partner Taeko.
:) My conductor also moved the cellos today cause the first violins couldn't hear us, so no we have to sit in between the firsts and the violas.
With love, Q, Sal and Murr." (Read more Impractical Jokers stories.My school has decided that we don't get enough time off, so I get next week Friday off cause CONFERENCES!!! YAYYY! And my orchestra teacher is showing High School Musical next week after school, because we're playing it in orchestra. With the support of our fans, we'll get back to making a new chapter of Impractical Jokers in January. Soon after Gatto's announcement, the three other Jokers posted a joint statement on social media, noting that they'd "never imagined making Impractical Jokers without Joe." The trio doesn't want fans to worry that the pranks are over, though, adding: "While we are saddened to see him go, we want to keep making people laugh. Gatto is the only one of the foursome that's a father, though Murray has also married. "Bessy and I have decided to amicably part ways, so now I need to focus on being the best father and co-parent to our two incredible kids." Gatto and his estranged ex have a daughter, Milana, born in 2015, and a son, Remington, born in 2017. "Due to some issues in my personal life, I have to step away," he wrote. "Alongside my friends, I've devoted a decade of my life to building this franchise and couldn't be prouder of what has been accomplished." So what happened? Gatto said he has separated from his wife of eight years, Bessy, and has decided it's time to concentrate on just being a dad.
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